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GOP Contenders Need Awesomeness Like Obama!

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By: Pamela D. Hart I just want to tell the GOP candidates currently running for the 2012 Presidency to STOP. You don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning. According to the Left, EVERY GOP candidate is a stupid jackass and should go crawl under a rock, because none of them can walk and chew gum at the same time, let alone comb their own hair! And forget about speaking! They sound like Elmo with a wad of gum and crackers in their mouth, plus they can’t pronounce anything correctly. How could any of them stand up to Obama—the genius? He’ll wipe the floor with all of them at a debate, at the same time, with both of his hands tied behind his back, his eyes closed and his mouth duct taped! We heard for years that Bush was a complete and utter moron even though he graduated from Yale. But that was ONLY because Daddy Bush purchased his grades! The man couldn’t pronounce nuclear , for Pete’s sake! Never mind that Obama mispronounced corpsman , not once, but two times…that was the telep...

What Side Of The Fence?

By: Les Carpenter III Rational Nation USA I just received these this morning via what else... an e-mail from my best friend. There is so much truth in these I couldn't wait to post them on Rational Nation USA . There is no better way to start ones day than with a bit conservative wisdom and a touch of classy conservative humor. Enjoy, I know I did! If you have ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!  Lot of truth here! If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a liberal is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to t...