Hope and Change - Obama Style
The people throughout the land, hearing of the anointed one's legendary wisdom, grew anxious and hungry to hear his sweet words. The promise of Hope and Change proceeded him as he visited villages and metropolises all across this land of ours. The long night of Bush the Terrible had left the people weary and wondering if America, the beloved country, would, indeed could, ever be the same again. The years of Bush the Terrible, who had kept the people free of terrorist attack, had taxed the people's patience and they longed for the promise of Hope and Change. As the wisdom of the anointed one spread his following grew. Millions listened, and the glimmer of Hope and Change grew brighter almost by the day. The anointed one, with words as sleek as silk promised the people of the land peace when he brought our tired men and women home from their long night of discontent. Seei...