Wednesday, March 31, 2010

What Side Of The Fence?

By: Les Carpenter III
Rational Nation USA

I just received these this morning via what else... an e-mail from my best friend. There is so much truth in these I couldn't wait to post them on Rational Nation USA. There is no better way to start ones day than with a bit conservative wisdom and a touch of classy conservative humor.

Enjoy, I know I did!

If you have ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!  Lot of truth here!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a liberal is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
If a liberal doesn't like a talk show host, he demands that those he doesn't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
If a liberal is a non-believer, he wants any mention of God and religion silenced.  (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
If a liberal reads this, he will delete it because he's "offended".


  1. Les!

    Brilliant! And so very, very true! This did indeed bring a smile to my face and stoked the fire of my Patriotic resolve!

    I will be cross-posting this on Veritas & Libertas.

    Thank your friend for this one!


  3. Don - Thank you, I only wished I had written them.

    And thanks so much or the cross post at Veritas & Libertas


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