pppppffffffffffffftttttttttt....waz this 'vacation' schtick? Youse probly just in the basement drinking beer and eating crackers and sardines.
Gosh, how did ya guess? Planned to do that after arriving back home from the beer and sausage fest. :-)
Is it a VAcation or a STAYcation?
1/2 and 1/2.
Or a praycation? Like not, given your stance on religion.;-)
I plan to pray to the gods of reason and logic over beer and sausage that republicans, democrats, conservatives, and progressives start looking beyond the absurd.I know, this will happen when the god of lslam and the god of christianity start getting along.Looking forward to the beer and sardines.
Sardines? Reminds me of this poem by Frank O'Hara:WHY I AM NOT A PAINTERI am not a painter, I am a poet.Why? I think I would rather bea painter, but I am not. Well,for instance, Mike Goldbergis starting a painting. I drop in."Sit down and have a drink" hesays. I drink; we drink. I lookup. "You have SARDINES in it.""Yes, it needed something there.""Oh." I go and the days go byand I drop in again. The paintingis going on, and I go, and the daysgo by. I drop in. The painting isfinished. "Where's SARDINES?"All that's left is justletters, "It was too much," Mike says.But me? One day I am thinking ofa color: orange. I write a lineabout orange. Pretty soon it is awhole page of words, not lines.Then another page. There should beso much more, not of orange, ofwords, of how terrible orange isand life. Days go by. It is even inprose, I am a real poet. My poemis finished and I haven't mentionedorange yet. It's twelve poems, I callit ORANGES. And one day in a galleryI see Mike's painting, called SARDINES. --Frank O'Hara
I like the ones with mustard.
ya, I like dem mustard sardines too, but Shaw, was alla dis Orange stuff?see, I am not a painter, I am not a poet.... I am a jokesterKnock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?
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