Friday, June 17, 2011

Anthony Weiner's New Job Offer

by: Les Carpenter
Rational Nation USA
Birthplace of Independent Conservatism
Liberty -vs- Tyranny

It appears as the progressive movement in America will take care of its own. Almost immediately after Anthony Weiner resigned his congressional seat Larry Flynt, founder of Hustler magazine, was there to offer the pervert a cushy job with Flynt Management Group, LLC at a salary exceeding that of his congressional take.

The Huffington Post
Mr. Weiner:

After having learned of your sudden and compelled resignation from your Congressional post, I would like to make you an offer of employment at Flynt Management Group, LLC in our Internet group. As a Congressman, you are known for your intensity and perseverance. I believe that this attitude, combined with your service in the House of Representatives' Committee on Energy and Commerce, will make you a valuable asset to this corporation.

This offer is not made in jest. To show our sincerity, Flynt Management Group, LLC is willing to pay twenty percent more than your former Congressional salary, ensuring that your medical benefits would be equal to what you were previously receiving. While you will have to relocate to our corporate offices in Beverly Hills, California, we would pay for all relocation costs.

Again, I cannot emphasize enough the genuineness of this offer. We are a serious corporation which, as you know, has been heavily involved in the political environment of this country for over thirty-five years. Our key missions have consistently included the crucial fight of battling hypocrisy within the federal and state governments. Flynt Management Group, LLC and Hustler Magazine have been dedicated to decades of serious political commentary. Just as we do not undertake insincere political crusades, we do not make insincere job offers.

While this employment opportunity is being offered in large part due to your qualifications and clear passion for making a change, I feel that your unfortunate resignation is a prime example of unfounded political pressure and the hypocrisy that has invaded democracy in Washington D.C. I hope you will sincerely consider this offer, and I look forward to your response.


Larry C. Flynt

Methinks you'll be just fine in no time. Your progressive counterparts {like Mr. Flynt] will no doubt, at the end of the day, reward you handsomely for being the progressive you are. Regardless of... or perhaps precisely because of your perverse nature.

Via: Memeorandum


  1. Actually, the biggest scandal should have been Weiner's atrocious voting record.

  2. Les, I think that Roger Ailes should hire him over at Fox. He's just the type of hysterical liberal that those folks like to display over there (this, to make the conservatives like O'Reilly and Cavuto look measured by comparison).

  3. Will - Interesting thought. You might be on to something. Maybe a Hannity and Weiner hour. Ya know, like the old Hannity and Colmes program. Which I actually enjoyed.


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