Monday, February 12, 2018

The Just Because Post

This is a Just Because post. If you're wondering what a Just Because post is we're about to tell ya.

A Just Because post is one that is used to highlight the unfortunate and sad fact that there are a multitude intellectually dishonest people on the right. Mostly they are tRumpers. You know who they are. The folks that accept every one of the over 2,000 falsehoods tRump has uttered since soiling the Office of the Presidency.

They be the same folks claiming to be devout upright Christians. You know them as well. Folks who have no problem with tRump's pussy grabbing proclivities, or that he was thrice married and cheated on each one of his wives (we assume multiple times), the guy who bragged that his Vietnam was fighting off STD's as he led his promiscuous lifestyle in the 80's and early 90's.

Did we mention that the president they admire has had 16 women allege sexual misconduct (sexual predation) against him? That he strongly supported a man accused of sexual misconduct who was seeking to win election to a United States Senate seat from Alabama? Then there is prior Communications Secretary who recently resigned in the midst allegations of spousal abuse, both emotional and physical.

There is more but we're sure you get the picture.

Now mind you, there has been some of the same type of characters populating the left from time to time as well. But these days the number is one hell of a lot less and certainly not nearly as egregiously bad.

And now, the object of  the  Just Because Post reproduced here to expose the multitude character flaws of those of the tRump right.






Rational Nation USA February 12, 2018 at 10:48 AM

WOW Lisa, so very intellectually dishonest. Since you and the rest of the tRump groupies failed to "vet" tRump.

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FreeThinke February 12, 2018 at 12:04 PM

HOW DO YOU SOLVE A
PROBLEM LIKE OBAMA?

He climbs a tree and scrapes his knee,
But tailoring hides the tear.
He showboats on his way to church,
But turns deaf when he’s there.
And just beneath his bright white smile
His spirit’s filled with bile.
I know he plans to leave us in the lurch.
He's rarely in his chapel,
But his piety is real
He's never heard a thing
His pastor said with hate-filled zeal
I do not like to say it
But I very firmly feel,
Obama’s not a credit to our country.

I cannot say a word on his behalf.
All Obama makes me feel is consternation
With his puppy-friendly mask for castigation,
And he never ever makes me want to laugh.

How do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you catch a lie and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Obama,
A richly bombastic, demagogic clown?

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him;
Many a thing he ought to understand.
But how do you make him stay,
While you teach him how to pray?
How do you keep secretions in a gland?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you hold hot air inside your hand?

When I see him I'm perplexed
Dyspeptic, tense and vexed
And I never know exactly where I am
He’s inscrutable as fog
Yet he keeps us all agog
Is he a darling, or a demon, or a sham?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you hold hot air inside your hand?
He can drown out any sage;
Folks think he’s all the rage,
For he’s thrown a cloud of sand
Into their eyes.

Is he gentle? Is he wild?
Enigmatic? Just a child?
A headache? An angel?
Or the Devil in disguise?

How do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you catch a lie and pin it down?
How do you find a word that means Obama,
A richly bombastic, demagogic clown?

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand,
But how do you make him stay,
While you teach him how to pray?
How do you keep secretions in a gland?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Obama?
How do you hold hot air inside your hand?



~ FreeThinke - copyright September 7. 2012


FreeThinke February 12, 2018 at 12:08 PM

Theme Song for Michelle Obama

Sharia Mama, of Sub-Saharan hell
Tell your folks, Sharia,
I do not wish them well . . . (YIP! )

My old Sharia Mama wears a bamboo skirt
She dances barefoot an' her feet don't hurt
We think and pray Sharia on the moonlit sand
And when we kiss she hollers "Man, I love your gland!"

Sharia Mama, of Sub-Saharan hell
Tell your folks, Sharia,
I do not wish them well . . . (YIP! )

We come to Cuba for a holiday,
Sharia Mama said it took her breath away
Vacation's over and it's time to go,
But when I say “Let’s go,”
She holler "No, No, No!"

Sharia Mama, of Sub-Saharan hell
Tell your folks, Sharia,
I do not wish them well . . . (YIP! )

My little Kenyan queen I'll build a hut for you
The floors an' doors will be the best bamboo
And 'neath the Kenyan moon in the sky up high
In our pretty little palace we will LIE LIE LIE!

Sharia! Sharia! Sharia! Sharia!

Real soon we’ll have a great big family
To raise some little martyrs for Shari’ society
We'll give Sharia Papa an exploding cigar
'Cause he's a proud Sharia Jihad grand-pa-pa!

Sharia Mama, of Sub-Saharan hell
Tell your folks, Sharia,
I do not wish them well . . . (YIP! )

Sharia! Sharia! Sharia! Sharia!
YIP YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP! YIP!


~ FreeThinke

Apologies to Larry Coleman, Norman Gimbel, George Sandler and Perry Como!


Joe Conservative February 12, 2018 at 12:28 PM

The press didn't vet Trump? They vetted him with more negative coverage than any other person in history, only no one believed them. :)



FreeThinke February 12, 2018 at 12:38 PM

Ca va sans dire, mon cher ami! Ca va sans dire!

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mystere's moonbat slayer club February 12, 2018 at 11:02 AM
In 2008, Satan got permission to pass gas to the American people and spiritually carpetbagged his way into the White House through a bumbling liberal named Barack Hussein 0bama Jr. A small number of us who saw the charade of evil hunkered down and fought back. In 2010, We The People got a sign from Heaven when we won the House back. In 2012, We The People were told to wait patiently when we saw the evil puppet of Satan Barack Hussein 0bama JR. retain his stranglehold on us. Behind the scenes, a prophet named Mark Taylor had been given a vision of Donald Trump coming to the White House to start cracking God's Whip against a den of thieves who looted the USA's hard earned treasures. Taylor wondered at the time if he had seen a prophecy when Donald Trump chose not to run in 2012. In 2014, We The People saw another glimmer of hope when we saw Satan's stronghold fall in the Senate, another answer to prayer. In late 2015 to early 2016, the LORD God spoke again to prophet Mark Taylor, reminding him about the prophecy He gave him about Donald John Trump in late 2011-early 2012. The LORD God told Taylor that We The People were not yet ready in 2012 for Donald Trump, so He waited patiently for us to spiritually wake up. In 2016, the LORD God put it on His Chosen One Donald John Trump to seek the GOP nomination for President. At the same time, the LORD God made sure Trump had the wrath of a hungry lion ready to maul the evil spirits that Satan had set loose through the Devil's Night Club aka the DNC. Satan dredged out his most wicked power hungry political witch Crooked Hildebeest Clinton to spearhead the DNC. During the campaign season in 2016, the LORD God cracked his whip, turning over the tables of the Devil's Night Club, chasing Satan's minions out of the closets. On Election Night 2016, We The People sent a message to the Devil's Night Club, slamming the doors in their faces. We hired Donald John Trump to smash the Devil's Night Club money tables and to chase Satan's minions out. The Devil's Night Club is facing eviction notices from We The People. The DNC is closing its doors…

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mystere's moonbat slayer club February 12, 2018 at 11:10 AM

By the way, GOP stood for God's Oppressed People from November 2008 to November 2016. It now stands for God's Overjoyed People now that the Devil's Night Club faces multiple evictions and is facing the wrecking ball.



FreeThinke February 12, 2018 at 12:19 PM

REPOSTED and EMENDED for CLARITY and LEGIBILITY

In 2008, Satan got permission to pass gas to the American people and spiritually carpetbagged his way into the White House through a bumbling liberal named Barack Hussein 0bama Jr.

A small number of us who saw the charade of evil hunkered down and fought back. In 2010, We The People got a sign from Heaven when we won the House back.

In 2012, We The People were told to wait patiently when we saw the evil puppet of Satan Barack Hussein 0bama JR. retain his stranglehold on us.

Behind the scenes, a prophet named Mark Taylor had been given a vision of Donald Trump coming to the White House to start cracking God's Whip against a den of thieves who looted the USA's hard earned treasures.

Taylor wondered at the time if he had seen a prophecy when Donald Trump chose not to run in 2012. In 2014, We The People saw another glimmer of hope when we saw Satan's stronghold fall in the Senate, another answer to prayer.

In late 2015 to early 2016, the LORD God spoke again to prophet Mark Taylor, reminding him about the prophecy He gave him about Donald John Trump in late 2011-early 2012. The LORD God told Taylor that We The People were not yet ready in 2012 for Donald Trump, so He waited patiently for us to spiritually wake up.

In 2016, the LORD God put it on His Chosen One Donald John Trump to seek the GOP nomination for President. At the same time, the LORD God made sure Trump had the wrath of a hungry lion ready to maul the evil spirits that Satan had set loose through the Devil's Night Club aka the DNC.

Satan dredged out his most wicked power hungry political witch Crooked Hildebeest Clinton to spearhead the DNC.

During the campaign season in 2016, the LORD God cracked his whip, turning over the tables of the Devil's Night Club, chasing Satan's minions out of the closets.

On Election Night 2016, We The People sent a message to the Devil's Night Club, slamming the doors in their faces. We hired Donald John Trump to smash the Devil's Night Club money tables and to chase Satan's minions out.

The Devil's Night Club is facing eviction notices from We The People. The DNC is closing its doors.



Dervish Sanders February 12, 2018 at 12:50 PM

WOW! What a great comment. Thanks for sharing, Mystere. "Great" in how utterly absurd it is. To suggest that the misogynist racist EVIL Trump is a representative of God. As opposed to Satan.

BTW, you copied and pasted that from somewhere else, didn't you? I mean, a comment of this length is clearly beyond your limited mental capabilities. I mean no disrespect to people who are "special" such as yourself, btw.



FreeThinke February 12, 2018 at 1:33 PM

_____________ TO WHIRLYBYRD _____________

Grating on our nerves with irksome baas
Offered in a bilious spirit vile
Fill with nasty thoughts some ancient Kas.
Use your time for something more worthwhile.
Could you for once relent, and quit your jeering?
Kindergarten kids show better manners.
Your comments sound too often like Bronx cheering.
Oh why must you into our works throw spanners --
Using oafish taunts and gibes and sneers?
Regale us please, instead, with something pleasant.
Surprise us after all these noisome jeers.
Entertain -- enlighten -- serve us pheasant --
Let your mind subject itself to scouring
Filth away that keeps you dark and glowering.

~ FreeThinke


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Radical Redneck February 12, 2018 at 11:27 AM

I like this version much better!

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FreeThinke February 12, 2018 at 12:23 PM

So the JUNGLE hungrily reclaims one of its own, eh?

];^}>

Yeah! I like that fine.

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Rational Nation USA February 12, 2018 at 11:34 AM

That shit is what folks believe when their brains have liquefied into diarrhea. Thanks so much for refreshing our memories.

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FreeThinke February 12, 2018 at 1:38 PM

You've NEVER needed to take an ENEMA even ONCE in your miserable misspent life, have you.

Nothing but MOLTEN LIQUID FECAL MATTER has been pouring out of your assface like a volcanic eruption since the day you first drew breath.

Phew! PHEW!! PHEW!!! P-H-E-W-!!!! P__H__E__W


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FreeThinke February 12, 2018 at 12:36 PM

I DID say this, however, the day the Obamas
finally departed the White House:

We All Should Wish Them Well

For all the quips and jibes and taunts
And brutal castigation
This First Family's image haunts,
And begs new valuation.

Both elegant and wholesome
This group radiates great charm
We should feel proud
they reached a goal some
Tell us did no harm.

Their image, lean and lissome,
Does great credit to their race.
To know them might be bliss. Some
Feel an urge to kiss each face.

The father’s been a failure
Many say with unchecked bile.
Rated as the Holy Grail your
Welfare class adored his style.

Conservatives despised him
And insisted he must fail,
While the the Left who idolized him,
Thinks the Right belongs in jail.

And so we’re now divided
Many saying we’re at war
With those we have derided
Thus forgetting what Life’s for.

Although his leftist stance
Has been essentially perverse
We should not want to dance
Upon his grave. That make things worse

By deepening the chasm
That now between us yawns
We kill enthusiasm
Thus darkening all our dawns.

So please try to remember
Barack with charity;
His legacy’s an ember
Now. Let’s pray Trump sets us free.


~ FreeThinke (1/18/17)


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Dervish Sanders February 12, 2018 at 1:05 PM
Just reading the title, I thought (at first) that this was a post about Rob Porter and David Sorensen.

Responding to a comment in the prior thread by Inspector AIPac... The "inspector" said, "that's why the Klan endorsed Hillary in 2016"... Sorry "inspector", but this is fake news. As per Snopes, "the man claiming to be a Ku Klux Klan Grand Dragon made statements of questionable legitimacy and provided no evidence that he was anything but a media hoax". The Klan knows it is toxic. The Hillary "endorsement" was an attempt to negatively affect her campaign. In favor of their REAL chosen candidate, Donald Trump.

This is why "The Crusader, a newspaper affiliated with the Ku Klux Klan, and that brands itself as the premier voice of the white resistance [printed the following...] While Trump wants to make America great again, we have to ask ourselves, What made America great in the first place? ... The short answer to that is simple. America was great not because of what our forefathers did — but because of who our forefathers were. America was founded as a White Christian Republic. And as a White Christian Republic it became great."

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FreeThinke February 12, 2018 at 1:27 PM
"Even a broken clock tells the correct time twice a day."

Like it or not, this sentence just happens to be a simple MATTER of FACT, and nothing your twisted brand of bigotry has to offer can change it.

"While Trump wants to make America great again, we have to ask ourselves, What made America great in the first place? ... The short answer to that is simple. America was great not because of what our forefathers did — but because of who our forefathers were. America was founded as a White Christian Republic. And as a White Christian Republic it became great."


Now, Put that in Your Communist Crack Pipe and Smoke it, Bub!


There is more over at the Stench Trench for those with the stomach to venture there. If what passes as reason these days is represented by the sick individuals of the right that populate this and other white supremacist weblogs then I'd have to day let reason pass good people by.

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  1. "Now, Put that in Your Communist Crack Pipe and Smoke it, Bub!"

    Spoken like a truely ignorant white supremacist. Both the north and south became wealthy off the backs of slaves. This is our history. And we became a great nation acquiring land and wealth by taking land and starting wars (the war with Mexico, for example). We are like every other nation on the face of the planet that uses military might, treachery, and cruelty to become great. The ideals set out in the US Constitution are what made and makes this country great, not the supremacy of any one groups, but the human decency we extend to one another and the acknowledgement of and the respect for the humanity in people not like ourselves.

    What the person who wrote the quoted line above tries to do, as a white supremacist, is take credit for everything that made America great, when in fact people of all colors, creeds, and sexual orientation have built this country. Only weak, insecure people need to diminish others to make themselves feel superior. In doing so, they make themselves small and insignificant. And that is why they're so angry and fearful. Their time as the dominant group is running out.

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    1. EXACTLY!

      Well said Shaw. We are a great nation IN SPITE OF people like the person making the quip you highlighted.

      I decided to put this post up in the hopes a few folks that otherwise might not see the vile nature of the right wing white supremacists in our midst might, because of this post, see the true color of their diseased nature.

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  2. Sheesh! I had forgotten all about the Cringe Fringe. So much peace and quiet these past few years being away from it all. Those red wing tomatoes are very slow, you know. You have to kick em to get em to ketchup. And those Free Stinke Turkeys? Always into fowl play!

    I’m taking a cruise next month. Cuba. The Burns Vista Social Club. A beer and a cigar at the House of Hemingway. The Life!

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    1. Good to see you here (O)CT(O)PUS! You most definitely have a refined way of describing the riff raff of the extreme right.

      Cuba eh? My sister just got her tickets for a visit to Hemingway's old haunts. I've been thinking about an excursion there myself. If I can get Mrs. RN USA to agree. She doesn't like cigars or beer. But, she loves vintage American cars.

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    2. Good to see you, octopus! The cringe Fringe? Haha.

      I see that you are quite knowledgeable and wise about the dyspeptic septic environment that is Lisa's Fool Pool.

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    3. How could I forgot (Lord knows, I’ve tried).

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  3. Les,
    You and Mrs. Rational Nation always have a standing invitation to visit me in Florida. Fun in the sun. R&R. See food, I eat food. All that good stuff.

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    1. Thanks (O)CT(O)PUS! We've planned a trip to Utah and California in June this year. 2019 possibly Virginia which could include continuing on to Florida (a winter vacation).

      Would be most enjoyable methinks!

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  5. I do and I will continue to support Donald Trump the man, and the president..

    I support just about most of Donald Trump's political positions especially how he is speaking out about immigration to our country

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    1. That certainly is your perogative Teresa.

      I am not sure what most of his positions really means. Suffice it to say that to support tRump requires a great deal of overlooking his many serious character flaws and lack of gravitas.

      But if your comfortable and can accept him as flawed as he is then more powerm to you.

      I am, for the first time in my life, sad for this already Great. Nation.

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  6. Hmmm... I missed this. Too busy smoking my Communist crack pipe, I guess. You see the comment where FT took offense at my rebuke of yet another "Michelle Obama is a monkey" comment from the Radical Racist? Shaw says FT is a "truly ignorant white supremacist" and I think she's got it right. FT did previously ask "WHY would any decent, God-fearing, natural-born Caucasian-American ACCEPT a dark-skinned MOSLEM into their midst?".

    Mystere, with his talk of prophets predicting the election of "God's Chosen One" Donald John Trump is surely a nutjob.

    BTW, despite RN not believing such an entity exists, I DO believe that Satan has a hand in the delusion of the trumpers. I do not know if that makes Trump the Antichrist or not, but I do think it is a possibility. A possibility that seems all the more likely given his Evangelical support. Trump is a puppet of Satan at the very least.

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    1. Given you are a Christian Dervish, and, given FreeThinke is a Christian that means you both are monotheistic in your beliefs, right?

      And, you both believe there is in fact a Satam, aka the de3vil, right?

      Yet it is as if the two of you (I know there are others as well) have two distinctly different and opposing Gods.

      Sometimes I simply think God and Satanare merely contructs of humankind and meant to control the masses. But I'm down with spirituality. Primarily of eastern origins.

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